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trend [21 Oct 2008|04:22pm]
Queen Elizabeth Totally Looks Like Angel Tree Topper


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[20 Oct 2008|10:53pm]

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dreams tell the future [17 Oct 2008|07:57pm]
when i was a kid i had a few dreams that repeated over and over. the most memorable one was about the trains that operate 100 feet or so about ground, on very thin magnetic strips. they just seemed to float about ground.

next was the ones where i would order pay-per-view (this was in the early to mid 80's) and you would use a touch screen on the TV to pick out ANY movie ever that you wanted.

what an imaginative child i was.

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convenient parking is waay back [17 Oct 2008|07:42pm]
Soon the chain reaction started in the parking lot
Waiting to bleed onto the big streets
That bleed out onto the highways and
Off to other cities built to store and
Sell these rocks
Well, aren't you feeling real dirty
Sitting in the parking lot
Waiting to bleed onto the big streets
That bleed out onto the highways and
Off to other cities built to store and
Sell these rocks

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[16 Oct 2008|02:23pm]
as much as i love isaac brock. even teared up a little when i found out about naheed simjee, i do not, in any way, share his taste of music when it comes to the bands he personally likes (well the shins are decent and only that). take mason jennings, the first person he signed to Glacial Pace. uhm... can't really listen to it. sounds like complaint rock. sounds like more whiney emo nw american college yucky.

sorry. oh and for the record, isaac, i will have your baby. even though you new music sours in comparision to the days between 1993-2000, everything after moon & antartica kinda well... some of it sucks. to be honest. even what people are made of sucks. yes! i said it ! what people are made of IS A HORRIBLE SONG! IT'S JUST NOISE! bad noise! i mean buttons to push buttons is noise but its FUN YAY NOISE not omg my speakers hurt my ears turn this off kinda noise.

i still love you isaac!!!!!!!!!!

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Hurricane Ike. [19 Sep 2008|01:06pm]
The city smells like dead rats and backed up sewage. A big tree in my gramma's front yard is totally uprooted, and the fence in her backyard came down. My friend, who I was staying with during the hurricane, her bedroom window busted and thank God I moved her out of the way before it fell because she was sleeping right under it. They still have no electricty and it has been a week. My uncle and two other friends of mine have no electricty and one of them is stuck in an area where there is NO gas. The grocery stores around me and the restaurants are all closed. I haven't eaten a decent meal in 10 days. All I can do is Thank God that I have electricty and I have boxed foods I can make although it's not really nutritious at least I'm not starving.

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[17 Sep 2008|03:26pm]
i dont like hurricanes anymore.

no fun.

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[02 Sep 2008|03:07pm]
I went to my grandmother's this weekend. We started talking about cigarettes over dinner. She said the first cigarette she ever smoked was some kind of "green leaves" but she didnt remember what kind of cigarette it was.

HAHA

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Writer's Block: What You'd Accomplish if Success Was Guaranteed [29 Aug 2008|03:19pm]
Knowing beforehand that you wouldn't fail, what would you attempt to do?
Skydiving!!!

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[29 Aug 2008|09:44am]
Adam and Eve celebrate their 10,000th Halloween.

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[28 Aug 2008|01:05am]
The Centipede

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.

After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which
came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place
with me and have a beer?

But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, 'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?'

But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his
face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with
me?

A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time! I'm putting
my fucking shoes on!'

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[27 Aug 2008|05:49pm]
im gunna blindly vote for obama just cause i wanna see an african american be president. oh and i dont really agree with what republicans say or do, for the most part.

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[27 Aug 2008|12:38pm]
The worst thing about working with family, is when your uncle has a sexual dream about his ex and calls her on the phone to talk about it... all within earshot.

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[27 Aug 2008|12:34pm]
free guitar lessons for animalsCollapse )

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[27 Aug 2008|11:06am]
my uncle is in the hospital. they say his heart is beating irregularly. he was going to go out of his boat tomorrow but the dr said no you cant go

i love how my aunt, whom i work with, has been absent all week and therefore i have to do both our jobs and then no one bothered to tell me that she was going to be missing thursday and friday to go BOATING and I have to do OUR jobs and this happens all the fscking time and NO ONE WILL GIVE ME A RAISE. If I missed as much work as she did I'd be fired. She's upset that Im having a baby ONLY b/c she will actually have to come to work 5 days a week! Oh My God!

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[26 Aug 2008|05:59pm]
people can be nice. when im outside taking breaks from the noisey office, people in the parking lot say hi, how are you...

and then there's people like rachid who say some smart ass comment about my coworker having that heart attack.

turns out it was a massive one. he had to have a stint put in and they had to clear a completely block artery. he will be in the hospital for the next 3 days.

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[26 Aug 2008|09:19am]
my family owns a business and i work for them, it's a courier service and i work in the office doing the invoicing and customer service. well most of the drivers i have known them for years and years. some of them i look at like uncles, ya know?

well one of them just had a heart attack here in the office.

i called rachid and told him and you know what that stupid motherfucker said? he was like "what happened, was his paycheck light?"

wtf???

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[26 Aug 2008|08:22am]
is there anything i can eat that isn't going to set the nauseating tone for the rest of the day? i really like milled flaxseed but i have to put in a pound of butter and like 3 cups of brown sugar. ok im grossly exaggerating but really im trying to cut down on the fats and sweets. so i've turned to raisin bran. don't let me down.

rachid bought me a watermelon. we had company last night. well i had company last night because he was at walmart for 2.5 hours. but he got the watermelon and he bought daniel some really cute shoes. peanut m&ms and coca cola classic.

i watched the dark knight again for the bazillionth time. i can't get over heath ledger. that performance isn't the greatest acting of ALL time but it sure is DAMN CLOSE.

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[25 Aug 2008|04:35pm]
It is FUCKING HOT AS FUCK FUCK

Rachid gimme $120 to western union the exs's dad b/c she is not to be trusted w/ money. well the store across the street from my work doesnt do western union or money gram. so i called him this morning and told him so. I RIDE THE BUS!!! he asked me to go to HEB when i got off work to do it. HELL NO. I am NOT walking in this fucking HEAT FOR NO GOD DAMN PERSON. It can wait until 8 oclock when it isnt so fucking HOT and he had the NUERVE to hang up on me when i said im not doing it now. WTF It isn't my problem that these people can't put together $10 for gas. i understand that his son needs to go to school BUT he isn't going tonight between 4pm-8pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[24 Aug 2008|08:52pm]
my boyfriend's exwife called, said she needs $20 for gas. they have a son together and she has to take him to school. mind you it's "daycare" not school and she's not even working... she is 8.5 months pregnant with some one else. he said ok i will send you a money order. she got all mad because he wont spend $15.99 to western union it immediately. he said ask your boyfriend for $5 and then you can pay him back in a few days. OMG she's KNOCKED UP by a guy and the guy won't give her $5 for gas!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

she said whatever and hung up the phone. i said i need to call her back and get her address. he said fuckit forget about it. if she's that ungrateful as to hang up on me, then fuck her. she needs to learn to manage her money better. he sends child support. looks like that child support money is gunna be going to this new baby too because the new daddy is already a deadbeat and the baby isn't even born yet. OMG.

I feel sorry for the two kids.

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